metawidget: A platypus looking pensive. (Default)
[personal profile] metawidget
[personal profile] random, [personal profile] metawidget, [livejournal.com profile] rottenfruit and sleepy baby Oscar are pulled over on the roadside in Renfrew for a routine-ish traffic stop. [personal profile] random has one of those fun Ontario graduated licenses that requires a fully-licensed driver in the front passenger seat (which happens to describe [personal profile] metawidget).
Nice OPP officer
I'm going to need to see your license, as the driver's license is a G1.
[personal profile] metawidget
(pulls out license) Here.
Nice OPP officer
Hey, that's a female's license!
[personal profile] metawidget
No, that's me with long hair.
Nice OPP officer
(blushes)

Date: 2011-06-06 04:47 pm (UTC)
fairestcat: Dreadful the cat (Default)
From: [personal profile] fairestcat
*snerk*

Ian didn't share THAT part of the story. Now I want to see this driver's license photo. You're very pretty, yes, but even with long hair I can't imagine I'd mistake you for a woman.

Date: 2011-06-06 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dagibbs.livejournal.com
*snicker*

Date: 2011-06-06 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cjmr.livejournal.com
If I ever look like the photo on my license, they should be taking the keys to my car--for some reason they won't let you wear your glasses when you get your photo taken in MA, so my eyes, unable to focus, go all weird, which means I look totally stoned on my ID.

Date: 2011-06-07 03:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] con-girl.livejournal.com
So, should you wish to be female you would pass?

Date: 2011-06-13 12:25 am (UTC)

Profile

metawidget: A platypus looking pensive. (Default)
metawidget
Page generated Apr. 27th, 2017 03:15 am

September 2016

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
2526272829 30 

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios