Chronic anterior dislocation — I'm not sure what azrhey can pull off, but mine isn't much of a party trick. It makes a crunching sound, though.

I hope to be the one to give Noisette geriatric care. Then again, by that time I may be keeping her and kidlets separated, too... and children last even longer than cats if treated right.

Financial stability may be fickle, but I'll get as long a dance as I can get.